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What a way to start the speech

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you a story about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? There were no Israelis there then!'

The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that quite clear, I will begin my speech.'

tja, da ist er mal voll in die Falle getappt....

Ja, das passiert, wenn man nicht richtig zuhört...

Warum können Männer nicht hübsch und intelligent gleichzeitig sein? / Weil sie sonst Frauen wären!

UmmAbdurrahman hat geschrieben:

Hm...steh ich jetzt aufm Schlauch?