Witze
Find ich nicht lustig...
Re: Witze
ich glaube aber, dass er von einem Ostfriesen-Witz abgeleitet wurde.
Da braucht man aber 5 Männer. Einer, der die Lampe festhalt, und vier, die den Tisch drehen oder so.
Da braucht man aber 5 Männer. Einer, der die Lampe festhalt, und vier, die den Tisch drehen oder so.
Sure 18
[103] Sprich: "Sollen Wir euch die nennen, die bezüglich ihrer Werke die größten Verlierer sind?
[104] "Das sind die, deren Eifer im irdischen Leben in die Irre ging, während sie meinen, sie täten gar etwas Gutes."
[103] Sprich: "Sollen Wir euch die nennen, die bezüglich ihrer Werke die größten Verlierer sind?
[104] "Das sind die, deren Eifer im irdischen Leben in die Irre ging, während sie meinen, sie täten gar etwas Gutes."
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malaika
Re: Witze
Ich glaube, das ist eine amerikanische Geschichte. Mir sind die Glühbirnenwitze vertraut. 
The HT (Hizb-ut-Tahrir) member says, “No! The light went out because we are following the infidels’ model of democracy! We must first establish khilafah and the Caliph will decide how to rectify the problem!”.
The tablighi jumaat member says “Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Ameer and make mushwara!”.
“No, no. You’re both wrong” interrupts the sufi, “All of us should hold a dhikr gathering and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!”
“Akhis”, says the Salafi, “Where’s your evidence that we need to change the light bulb?”
http://mysticsmuses.wordpress.com/2011/ ... ight-bulb/
Q: How many Orthodox Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change?
A: One to do it and two [minimum] to testify that it was properly changed.
A: We are not going to change anything unless the Halacha [jewish law] approves it.
Jewish Light Bulb Jokes
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
It is going to take 7 muslims to change a light-bulb. 7 at the very least!How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
The HT (Hizb-ut-Tahrir) member says, “No! The light went out because we are following the infidels’ model of democracy! We must first establish khilafah and the Caliph will decide how to rectify the problem!”.
The tablighi jumaat member says “Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Ameer and make mushwara!”.
“No, no. You’re both wrong” interrupts the sufi, “All of us should hold a dhikr gathering and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!”
“Akhis”, says the Salafi, “Where’s your evidence that we need to change the light bulb?”
http://mysticsmuses.wordpress.com/2011/ ... ight-bulb/
Q: How many Orthodox Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change?
A: One to do it and two [minimum] to testify that it was properly changed.
A: We are not going to change anything unless the Halacha [jewish law] approves it.
Jewish Light Bulb Jokes
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Re: Witze
Amis lieben es in der Tat, Glühbirnenwitze zu erzaehlen. Meine Kinder erzaehlen uns taeglich neue Glühbirnenwitze. Es gibt nicht sehr viele muslimische Glühbirnenwitze, aber ich habemalaika hat geschrieben:Ich glaube, das ist eine amerikanische Geschichte. Mir sind die Glühbirnenwitze vertraut.
gepostet, weil er doch auf viele amerikanische Muslime mit arabischer oder indisch-pakistanischer Herkunft zutrifft.How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would rather just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Wir benutzen zu Hause auch selbstgemachte muslimische Glühbirnenwitze:
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One brother who complains, one brother who sets up the gender segregation wall in the room and one sister who changes the light bulb.
"Wie der stille See seinen dunklen Grund in der tiefen Quelle hat, so hat die Liebe eines Menschen ihren rätselhaften Grund in Gottes Licht."
Søren Kierkegaard
Blog: http://fragments-of-truth.blogspot.com/
Søren Kierkegaard
Blog: http://fragments-of-truth.blogspot.com/
Re: Witze
How many Muslims does it to take a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs are not mekruh, the Prophet (pbah) didn´t had them!!
None. Lightbulbs are not mekruh, the Prophet (pbah) didn´t had them!!
“God has revealed to me
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks