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Re: Witze
bei mir kommt nichts anrüschiges.
Salam aleikum
Er (Allah) aber zürnt denen, die ihren Verstand nicht gebrauchen. [Qur'an, 10:100]
Er (Allah) aber zürnt denen, die ihren Verstand nicht gebrauchen. [Qur'an, 10:100]
Re: Witze
Bei mir kommen auch keine pop-ups. Und das Poster find ich klasse! 
“God has revealed to me
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
Re: Witze
What a way to start the speech
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you a story about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? There were no Israelis there then!'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that quite clear, I will begin my speech.'
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you a story about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? There were no Israelis there then!'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that quite clear, I will begin my speech.'
“God has revealed to me
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
that there are no rules for worship.
Say whatever and however your loving tells you to.
Your sweet blasphemy is the truest devotion.”
Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
Re: Witze
tja, da ist er mal voll in die Falle getappt....
Sure 18
[103] Sprich: "Sollen Wir euch die nennen, die bezüglich ihrer Werke die größten Verlierer sind?
[104] "Das sind die, deren Eifer im irdischen Leben in die Irre ging, während sie meinen, sie täten gar etwas Gutes."
[103] Sprich: "Sollen Wir euch die nennen, die bezüglich ihrer Werke die größten Verlierer sind?
[104] "Das sind die, deren Eifer im irdischen Leben in die Irre ging, während sie meinen, sie täten gar etwas Gutes."
Re: Witze
Don't act like the hypocrite,
Who thinks he can conceal his wiles,
While loudly quoting the Qur'an.
Hafiz
Who thinks he can conceal his wiles,
While loudly quoting the Qur'an.
Hafiz
